Agar Dost bankar

1.

Girl : (Emotionaly)

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say...
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe...
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe...
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to.....
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee...

2.

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

3.

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

4.

Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar
Mere dost sitee bajane lage
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use patane lage

Tera naam

1.

Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,
Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.

Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

2.

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
Uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,

Jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
To uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...

3.

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,

aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

4.

Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de dengay
Magar koi tumsa qabeel bhi to ho,

Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hongay
Magar koi tumsa qateel bhi to ho.

PR: wait... I: wait... L: wait... Cached: wait... LD: wait... I: wait... wait... C: wait... SD: wait...

ISHQ or DOSTI

1.

ISHQ or DOSTI meri zindgi ka guman h..
ISHQ meri ruh DOSTI mera iman h..

ISHQ pe kar du fida apni sari ZINDGI..
..Magar DOSTI par mera ISHQ B QURBAAN hai.

2.

My maths teacher told me 1'hour=60 mins.
& 1'min=60'secs.

But she never told me that 1'sec.
Without a FRIEND like U is equal to 100'years.

3.

How long shall v b friends?
Do u want a clue?

As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry & till the day I die.
We will b friends.

4.

A single candle can illuminate an entire room.

A true friend lights up an entire lifetime.

Thanks for the bright lights of ur friendship.

PR: wait... I: wait... L: wait... Cached: wait... LD: wait... I: wait... wait... C: wait... SD: wait...

Meaning of WIFE

Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travelling in train. After discussing many more things - one of the friends asked, " Now please let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?"


First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengali started," Wife is like a book. Read it, read it; when you fed up keep aside it."


Next turn was of Tamilian. The Tamilian started, "Wife is like a rose. Smell it, smell it; when you fed up. Through it".


Third and last turn was of Punjabi, "Wife is like a casette. Listen it, listen it; when you fed up, reverse it".

Koi hai

1.

Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,

Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

2.

Main deewaani hun tere naam ki is baat se inkar nahi,
Kaise kahe ki hame aapse pyar nahi,

Kuch to kasoor hai aapki nazro ka,
Hum akele to gunhegar nahi.

3.

Palbhar mein tut jaye who kassam nahi,
Dosti mein bhool jaye woh hum nahi,

Tum bewafa bano is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyuki hamari wafa bhi kuch kum nahi

4.

Uthi to duaa ban gayi, jhuki to hayaa ban gayi,
Jo jhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi, or uth kar jhuki to adaa ban gayi

Apko paakar

1.
Apko paakar ab khona nahi chahate.
Itna khush ho ker ab rona nahi chahate.

Yeh aalam hai hamara aapki judai se.
Aankho mein neend hai magar sona nahi chahate.


2.
Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,

Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.



3.
Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,

Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.

4.
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,

Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum

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jisne humko chaha

1.
jisne humko chaha, use hum chaha na sake,
jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
yeh samaj lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.



2.
Hansi bhi mili aur khusi bhi mili,
socha bahot khushnaseeb hai hum,
magar jab apne pyare dost ko ek muskurahat nahi de sake,
tab pata chala kitne GARIB hai hum.



3.
zaraa palat kar to dekh lete,
hum wahi khade the,
pal do pal to aap muskura lete,
to un palo mein hum apni sari zindagi jee lete.



4.
Bina dard k ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar k rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
Ae dost ek baat yaad rakhna
bina DIL diye, DIL paye nahi jate…

Dil to unke seene mein

1.
Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..
husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..

Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..
Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga.


2.
TODNE K LIYE WAADA KIYA NAHI JAATA
SOCH SAMAJ KAR PYAAR KIYA NAHI JAATA
YAKIN KARO DILDAAR PAR AGAR APNA HO TO
USSKE BINA EK PAL BHI JIYA NAHI JATA........ .....!



3.
Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahluo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah.
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai.



4.
Tamana koi bi mere dil ki poori Na hui.
Chahat ka koi afsana Na bana.
Aaj fir chali gai zindgi nazron Ke samne se
Or us se baat karne ka koi bahana Na bana .

Aap ke Jaanisaar

1.
Aap ke Jaanisaar.Hum bhi hai.
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar,Hum bhi hai.
Dard kahta hai.Mujhse tanhaiyo me
Tum na ghabrao.Yaar saath hum bhi hai



2.
Dil ki Awaz se nagme badal Jate hai,
sath na De to apne Badal Jate hai, palke
bhi jara sambhal ke jhapkna kyoki
Palke Jhapkne se Aksar sapne Badal Jate hai.



3.
Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai,
na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai,
phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai,
wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur baaton mei
ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.



4.
Mohabbat ka imtihaan aasaan nahi.
Pyar sirf paane ka naam nahi.
Muddat beet jati hai kisi ke intezar me.
Yeh sirf ek pal do pal ka kaam nahi

Who

1.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya


2.
Santa went2 c a gal 4 marrige
Parnts decided 2 let thm b alone 2 talk

Santa:Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Gal:Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE



3.
Santa told Banta: "Yaar 1 ladki mujko Hans k dekh rahi hai"

Banta: "Dhyan se dekh..Hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k Hans rahi hai.!"


4.
Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
While landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",

Air hostess : " B-silent please ",
Santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "

dilwalo ki duniya

1.
Sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta..
nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb,
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta...


2.
Aapko bhool jaun, umar gujarne ki baat hai,
aapko nahi yakin ye aur baat hai ,

jabtak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad,
ye saans tut jaye to aur baat hai.



3.
Jaane kya Mujhse zamana chahta hai ,
mere dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai ,

jaane kya baat jhalakti he mere chehre se,
har saks mujhe aazmana chahta hai.


4.
Zindagi bhaut kuch sikhati hai ,
kabhi hasati he..kabhi rulati hai ,

kudh se jayada kisipe bharosa maat karna ,
andhere me to parchai bhi saath chor jati hai..
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Unka Waada Hai

1.
Unka Waada Hai Ki Vo Laut Aayenge ,
Esi Umeed Pe Hum Jiye Jayengey ,

Ye Intjaar Bhi Unhi Ki Tarah He ,
Kar Rahe They , Kar Rahe He Aur Kiye Jayenge...

2.
Khawab Dekhey Bhi Nahi Aur Toot Gaye ,
Hum Unse Miley Bhi Nahi Aur Vo Rooth Gaye ,

Hum Jagtey Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi ,
Ek Barish Hi Thi Jo Sang Hamare Roti Rahi......



3.
Aashiq Ankhon Hi Ankhon Me Baat Samaj Lete He ,
Sapno Me Milne Ko Mulakat Samaz Lete He ,

Rota He Ashma Bhi Jami Ke Liye ,
Pagal He Log Usse Barsaat Samaj Lete He......



4.
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Merey par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

Zindagi dene vale marta

1.
Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye,
Apnapan jatane vale tanha chod gye,

Jab padi zarurat hume apne humsafar ki
Vo jo saath chalne vale apna rasta mod gaye ...



2.
Gunah karke saza se darte hain,
Zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain,

Dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi,
Hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain.


3.
Koi achhi si saza do mujhko,
Chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhko,

Tumse bichdu to maut aa jaye,
Dil ki gehraiyon se aisi dua do mujh ko.

4.
Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
Tu sitam kar le teri hasrat jahan tak hai,

Wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
Hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.

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Ek ladki thi diwani si

1.
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

Latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

2.
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain :)


3.
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

4.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Implants new ear

1.
Doctor implants new ear to a man.
Man: U fraud, U gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, now I can hear everything but understand nothing.


2.
DIFF. BETWEEN GOD,TAILOR,GIRLFRIEND & WIFE?

GOD MAKES MAN,
TAILOR MAKES HIM GENTELMAN,
GIRLFRIEND MAKES HIM HE-MAN
AND WIFE MAKES HIM DOBARMAN.

3.

This cat,
Is cat,
A cat,
Good cat,
Way cat,
To cat,
Keep cat,
An cat,
Idiot cat,
Busy cat,
For cat,
20 cat,
Seconds cat !...
Now read it without the word cat

4.
Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work,
Luv makes al thigs beutifl,
Smile makes al d abv
So always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Zubaan se naam lete hi

1.
Zubaan se naam lete hi aankho se aanshu chalak jaate hai,
Kabhi hazaro baate kiya karte the aaj ek baat te liye bhi taras jaate hai.

2.
Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intazar hai,
Judai ke bavjut bhi tujse pyar hai,

Tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,
Mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar hai..

3.
Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai
Per isme kusoor sharab ka nahi unka hai
Jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

4.
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
Yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,

Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
Jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

Boys never change

1.
Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".


2.
Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.

3.
Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!

4.
Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......
Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz

Aye mera janaza

1.
Aye mera janaza uthane waalo,
Dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,

Agar ho to usse kehna,
Aaj to khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho


2.
DARD HI SAHI MERE ISHQ KA INAAM TO AYA
KHALI HI SAHI HATHON MEIN JAM TO AAYA

MEIN HOON BEWAFA SABKO BETAYA USNE
YUN HI SAHI, USKE LABHON PE MERA NAAM TO AAYA


3.
Us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de,
par us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhe pyar kare.

kunki tum duniya ke liye koi ek ho,
par kisi ke liye tum sari duniya ho.



4.
Tara bola chand se tum kitne khushnaseeb ho
jo tumhe sabhi yaad karte hain...

Aur hum itne badnaseeb hain ki log apni chahat ke liye
hamare tutne ki fariyaad karte hain...

Jis din se juda

1.
Jis din se juda vo humse hue,
Is dil ne dharkna chor diya,
Hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra,
Taaro ne chamkna chor diya.

2.
Vo yaad aaye bhulate bhulate,
Dil ke zakhm ubhar aaye chupate chupate,
Sikha tha jise dekh ke muskurana,
Usi ne aaj rulaya hasate hasate..

3.
Aankhon me tera ask utaar lenge.
Khushi tujhe dekar gham udhar lenge.
Tere Jane ke bad aaigi teri yaad.
Tere khayalo me hi waqt guzar lenge.

4.
Aankhon ke saamne kal, jo aapka rumaal AA Gaya,
Kaise milon phir aapse, ye phir sawaal aa gaya,
Utth to gaye the kadam aapke ghar ki taraf,
Magar Dil ko aapki dee kasam ka khayaal aa gaya.

Us ajnabi ka youn

1.
Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo


2.
Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai

3.
Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai
Kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka khaya hai
Kyon dosh dete ho kaanton ko
Ye zakhm to humne phoolon se paya hai!!

4.

Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha

Tez hava ka jhonka

1.
Tez hava ka jhonka aya
Sath me teri khushbu laya
Tab mere dil me khayal aya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin Nahaya


2.
Baap bete se "tumhe kesi biwi chahiye" ?
Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye Aur subha chalijaye


3.
Mohabbat jab pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai
Dusri baar hojaye to aapnapan hai
Tisri baar hojaye to dewanapan hai
Phirbhi baaz na aao to kaminapan hai

4.
Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
Sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
Jab tak
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.
.Fair & Lovely sasti hai.

What is B.E?

1.
8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E)

2.
God created men first,
Cause he always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece!

3.
When I was younger I hated going to weddings.

It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next".

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [:))]

4.
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully",
The divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very nice, your honour", the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself".

PathaR ki hai Duniya

1.
PathaR ki hai Duniya, jazbat nahi samajti,
Dil me kya hai Wo baat nai samjti,

Tanha to Chand b hai sitaro ke bich,
magar Chand ka Dard Bewafa Raat nahi samjhati


2.
Hamari khushi ki baghwan se fariyad na karna,
bhula dena mujko kabhi tum yad na karna,

kiya barbad tune mujhe ye meri badnasibi thi,
iltaza hai kisi aur ko yun barbad na karna....


3.
Kabhi ro k muskraye, kabi muskra k roe
Uski yaad jab b ayi, ushe bhula k roe,

Ek uska hi nam tha, jise hazar bar likha,
jitna likh k kush hue, usse jiyada mita k roe


4.
Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi kisi se mil jata hai to koi kisi se bichad jata hai,

Jise hum mangten hai apni dua mein,
Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.

Kya zamana tha hum roz

1.
Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte the
Raat bhar chand ke hamrah chala karte the

Dekh ke jo hame chup chap guzar jata hai
Kabhi is saksh se hum beintehan mohhabat kiya karte the.

2.
Apno ke situm hamse batlaye nahi jate
Ye hadse woh hai jo samjhaye nahi jate

Ek umr ki kosish se bhula di hai teri yaad
Lekin teri yaad ke saye ab bhi nahi jate

3.
Unki Tasvir ko seene se laga lete hai,
Is tarah judai ka gam mita dete hai,

Kisi tara kabhi unka zikr ho jaye,
To bheegi palko ko juka lete hai.


4.
Kismat ruth gayi
Dil ke tar tut gaye

Aap jo ruth gaye
Sapne bhi tut gaye

Baki rahe khazane mein do aasu
Yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi tut gaye..

Jaroorat

1.
hoti hai Registaan k liye...
Taare Hote hai Aasmaan k liye...

Hume tum bhulan nahi dena...
Kyunki pyaar ki jarurat hoti hai Her Insaan k liye...

2.
Man me sabka armaan nahi hota,
Har koi dil ka mehmaan nahi hota,

Par jo ek baar dil me sama jaye,
Use bhulakar jeena aasaan nahi hota..


3.
Aasmaan ke Taare Aksar Puchate hai Humse,
Kya Tumhe Aaj bhi Intzaar hai Uske Laut aane ka...

Aur Ye Dil Muskurake Kehta Hai,
Mujhr Abb Tak Yakin nahi hua Uske jane ka !!!

4
Tere dil ki har baat jaanta hoon mein,
Tere dil ki har dharkan ko pehachaanta hoon mein,

Jab se basa hai tera dil mujh mein,
Tere aane ke aahat ko bhi pehachanta hoon mein.

Aapake miss call

1.
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

2.
Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me


3.
Life without u is impossible,
U r in my breath and blood.
I cant stay for a second without u,
If u r not there i am dead
Oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

4.
Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

Dil ne tera pyar per majbur

1.
Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.

2.
Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.


3.
Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki,
Tere jate hi badal gayee najar jamaane ki,
Log kahete hai ki khush hu mai,
Lekin meri to aadat hai gum me muskurane ki.

4.
Aap ki badd-dua bhi dua bann k lagi,
Aapke har gham ne bhi sukoon diya,
Hum zinda hai toh yeh jaankar k pyarse na sahi par,
Aapne hume yaad toh kiya…

I can kiss u

1.
I can kiss u without even touching u.
Gal: U can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
Santa kisses her lips
Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs.

2.
Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
Jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.
Kaun hai Jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!



3.
Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai,
Apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.

4.
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

1.
Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?

A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.



2.
Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"

Witness: "She is my daughter."

Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"

3.
Actually

Baat yeh hai k

Woh yeh Ke..

Ok listen carefully

Oooh listen

Nahi I mean read it carefully

With full concentration

Dekho mere dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

Sirf 3 words hi toh hain

Ufffff its too difficult

OK I'm gonna say

That
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HOW R U??

1.
Lalu Pundit was reading a book of eternal truth.
He told his wife Pyari, "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Pyari advised, "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"



2.
Lalu was saying to girl friend Pyari, "I love you" and he fell down on the floor.
Confounded Pyari cried, "How come you fell down?"
Fallen Lalu explained , " I fell in love with you."


3.
Boy friend: You really sing very well.
Girl Friend: Oh no I am just a bathroom singer
Boy friend: Well, then why you and I don't practice singing to-gather.

4.
An affluent old man marries a beautiful young woman.

Tabloid interviewer asked the woman, "What did it attract you in this Old man that you married him."

The woman explained, "I was attracted with a big number of dollars and a small number of days ahead.

SMS

1.
SMS jake usko "HELO" kahna,
Smile kare to "SO SWEET" kahna,

Delete kare to "SORRY" kehna,
Or padhne k baad agar mujhe miss kare to "SAME 2 U" Kahna...

2.
Teri Tasvir Aankho Me Basi Kyu Hai,
Jidhar Dekho Udhar Tu Hi Kyu Hai,

Teri Yadon Se Taqdeer Hai Lekin,
Tujhe Na Paakar Taqdir Ruthi Kyu Hai.

3.
Chaand se Haseen hai Chandani,
Chandani se Haseen hai Raat.

Raat se Haseen hai Zindagi,
Aur woh Zindagi hai Aap........

4.

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,

Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Chura liya hai

1.
Patient to Nurse, "I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA."
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI."

2.
Pyar ko mat chhupao,
Usey zarurat hai jatane ki,
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
Unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,
Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
Tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.


3.
Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi,
Buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi,
Kya ye sachmuch pyar hai,
Ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.

4
Mud ker na dekh mujhe,
Yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
Keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.

1.
Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi...
Wafa kar lo chahe jitni Bewafai hi milegi...
Jitna marzi kisi ko apna bana lo,
Jab ankh khulegi... Tanhai hi milegi !


2.
Dariya wafaoo ka kabi rukta nahi,
Mohabat me insaan kabhi jukta nahi,
Hum chup hai kisi ki khushi ke liye,
Aur wo sochte hai dil hamara dukhta nahi.



3.
Apno ne Zehar ka jaam de diya,
Gairon ne Bewafa naam de diya.
Wo jo kehte they bhul na jana hume,
Aaj unhone hi bhari MEHFIL me ANJAAN keh diya....

4.
Bahut tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyan banane ki,
Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki.
Usi ka karz hai, jo aaj hai aankhon mein aansoo,
Saza mili hai humein muskurane ki !

Juda hone se pahele

1.
Juda hone se pahele
Log dushman ko bhi ek mauka dete hai sulah karneka..
Aap to hamare aziz the, aur ham aapki jaan the,
Fir bhi.........
Humse muh ferne se pahele...
Aapne hame ek mauka bhi nahi diya shikayat karneka,

2.
Tumne Bhi Rangoli Sajayi Hogi
Matwaali Diwaali Manayi Hogi
Bujha Hua Chirag Dekhkar
Humari Yaad to Aayi Hogi

3.
Mohabat ke naam par dewaane chale aate hai,
Shama ke peeche parwane chale aate hai.
Tum bhi chale aana meri maut par,
Us din toh begaane bhi chale aate hai.

4.
Ek din hamare aansoon hum se pooch baithe
Hame roj roj kyon bulate ho?
Hamne kaha hum yaad unhe karte hain
Tum kyon chale aate ho.

Na moh na maya hai

1.
Na moh na maya hai;
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai;
Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile sirf
Tumhari GIRLFRIEND k liye nahi banaya hai.

2.
Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte,
Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare,
Jinko Pareshan na karo to wo yaad hi kiya nahi karte...

3.
Rabb kare sade yaar muskraunde rehen,
Sohnia nu tarpaunde rehen,
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan,
Kuri na fase koi gal ni, customer care nal kam chalaunde rehan.

4.
Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
Kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
Kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

Qateel

1.
Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de dengay
Magar koi tumsa qabeel bhi to ho,

Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hongay
Magar koi tumsa qateel bhi to ho.

2.
A lifetym thought
"alwz try ur best 2 get watever u luv."

Otherwise...
U wil b forced 2 luv watever u get..
*THINK BOUT DIS THOUGHT DEEPLY*

3.
Love is heat
Which is very sweet

Love is incomplete
Till 2 lips meet.

4.
If love is a crime,

Lock me up, i'm guilty baby

Straight

1.
Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...

Oh right then!

Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!

2.
Your daddy must be a terrorist.

Because you are....... DA BOMB!

3.

What is life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

4.

If I could rearrange the alphabet,

I'd put "U" and "I" together.

5.

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent,
Spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends,
Charming, funny,

Well...Enough about ME!
How about you?

Suicide

1.
2 Dost Suicide karne gaye,

Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job?".


2.
Hi Smarty Pass this advice to all girls:

Do not play with street dogs,
You may get rabies.

And Do not play with smart boys,
You may get babies... ;-)


3.

Come here, take of ur pants & knickerz, get on the top of me.
Enjoy until u get statisfied..

Lovingly urs-----, "

I------ TOILET".

4
How do u recognize a SARDAR in school ?

They are the ones who erase their notebooks
When the teacher erases the blackboard !!

1 FRIEND like you

1.
FRIEND1 to FRIENDS2: 1 SEED can create a forest
1 SMILE can start a relationship
1 TOUCH can show love-n-care and
1 FRIEND like you can ruin a life.


2.
FRIEND1 to FRIENDS2:
Butterflies don't know what colour their wings are.
But human eyes know how beautiful it is.
Likewise you don't know your quality
But I know ki tu kitna kamina hai re....


3.
Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote




4.
MOSAM SHABAB KA,
NASHA SHARAB KA,
PARDA JANAB KA,
AUR RANG GULAB KA,
IN SAB SE HASEEN,
IN SAB SE LAJAWAB
DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..
MENDAK TALAAB KA.

Aap gairon ki batein karte ho

1.
Aap gairon ki batein karte ho,
Humne apno ko aazmaya hai,
Log kanto se bachke chalte hain,
Humne phoolon se jhakam khaya hai.


2.
Dard ki had se guzarna to abhi baqi hai
Tut ke mera bikharna to abhi baqi hai,

Pas akar mera dukhdard batanewale
Mujhse katra ke guzarna to abhi baqi hai.


3.
Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi,
Mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi.
Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain,
Woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.


4.
Kisne meri kabar par aake diya jala diya
Bijli kadak ke gir padi sara chaman jala diya
Chain se so raha tha main odhe kafan majar par
Yahan bhi satane aa gaye, kisne pata bata diya

Jaago Aashiq Jaago

1.
Kabhi yeh mat socho k tumhari GF ne tumhe
Kitna romentic msg bhejaa hai.
Hamesha yeh socho k use kisne bheja hoga?
Jaago Aashiq Jaago

2.

Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.


3.

A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I'm already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai

4.

Judge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethaunga

Breasts & Veggie

1.
A young man asks his father"Dadhow many kinds of breasts are there?"



The fathersurprisedanswers:
"Wellsonthere are three kinds of breasts.
In her twentiesa woman's breasts are like melonsround and firm.
In her thirties to fortiesthey are like pearsstill nice but hanging a bit.
After fiftythey are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yessee them and they make you cry."


2.
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo ?
PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA : ohh haan
SON : to aap kya samajh rahay thay ?


3.

A woman married a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother:
"My husband only has ONE FOOT".
Her Mother replied:
"You are luckyyour papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"

Sitam karo ya na karo

1.
Sitam karo ya na karo, hum gila nahi karte,
virano mein phool kabhi khila nahi karte,
magar itna yaad rakhana hamesha ke
hum jaise dost bar-bar mila nahi karte.

2.
Hichkiyon se ek baat ka ehsaas hota hai
ke shayad koi hamen yaad to karta hai
beshak milne na aaye per
chandh lamhen hum per barbaad to karta hai.!

3.
Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote..
Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
bhula dena meri kamiyon ko.
Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote....

4
Zakhm dene ka andaz kuch aisa hai.
Zakhm dekar puchte hai ab hal kaisa hai.
Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaro,
sari dunia ka mizaz ek jaisa hai..

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar

1.
Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

2.
Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar kyon hai…

3.
Phir yaad ayae wo bikhre hue nazare,
Palkon pe reh gaye hai kanpte hue sitare,
Dil me machalne wale tufan tham gaye hai,
Arman zindagi ke khamosh ho gaye hai,
Viraniyan chamanki takdir ban gayi hai,
Mehrum zindagi ki tasvir ban gayi hai.

4.
Jab hum akele hote hain ..
Sab kitne begane se ho jate hain
Jo apne nahin the woh bhi
Asaani se ansu de jaate hain !

PRAYER

1.
son: kal daddy ke office room se PRAYER karne ki awaaz aa rahi thi

mom: pray karna to achhi baat hai
son: daddy to chup theyunki secreatry chilla rahi thi "Oh God Oh God"


2..

Dost! Mere marne ke baad mera janaza uski galiyo me ghuma denaagar wo dikh jaye to ek bar mera hila dena..
.
.
Abe Hath

Bye Bye Bolna hai..


3..

Boy: "Aunty why was uncle lying on u last night..?"

Aunty: "He was checking my temperature."

Boy: "did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking..!"


4.

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you breathe through that thing?

ZINDAGI kisi ki

1
ZINDAGI kisi ki AMANAT nahi hoti
AMANAT mei kabhi KHAYANAT nahi hoti
Hum se DOSTI zara sanbhal k krna
Humari DOSTI ki qaid mei ZAMANAT nahi hoti



2.

Nasha jaruri hai zindagi k liye,
sirf sharab hi nahi hai bekhudi k liye,
kisi ki mast nigahon me doob ja ae dost,
bada hasi samundar hai khudkushi ke liye.



3.

Zindagi ka raaz raaz rehne do,
Jo bhi ho aitraaz aitraaz rehne do,
Jab yeh dil dilse, baat karna chahe,
Dost yeh mat kehna aaj rehne do.


4.

Apni aankhon ke samandar main utar Jane de.
Tera mujrim ho doob kar mar Jane de.
Kisi ke kehne se meri chahat tere kaam Na hogi.
Sochta ho kahoon tumse magar Jane de.

MOSAM SHABAB KA

1.
MOSAM SHABAB KA,
NASHA SHARAB KA,
PARDA JANAB KA,
AUR RANG GULAB KA,
IN SAB SE HASEEN,
IN SAB SE LAJAWAB
DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..
MENDAK TALAAB KA.

2.
Lady: Muje Talak chahiye
SARPANCH: Magar vo to kabadi champion hai
LADY: Yehi problem hai khel k jaisa rat ko bhi sirf chhukar chala jata hai.

3.
Sustipur se Fresh Nagar tak jane wali
Morning xpress bathroom no.1 par khadi hai,
SWEET yatrign se anurodh hai ki
Kripya apne din ki shuruwat nahakar karen.

4.

Na Moh na Maya hai,
Aalas tumhi ko aya hai..
Humein bhi Msg kar k dekh lo BETA,
NOKIA ne yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhari Girlfrend k liye nahi banaya hai...

Chubby Cheeks

1.
Chubby Cheeks,
Dimple Chin,
Browny Lips,
Tiny eyes &
Rosy Tongue
Actually I ws pointing out d similarities b/w U & vodafone dog.
it's gr8!
Are u twins?

2.

Go down to c my heart..
.
.
.
.
.
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.

Dimag Ki tarah.


3.

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

4.

Jab tum hanstey ho to......
Esa lagta hai k insan pehlay bandar tha

Dekho ghusa na karna

Kiyon k jub tum ghusa kartey ho to......
Esa lagta hai k insan aaj bhi bandar hay

How old is

1.
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.

2.
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!



3.

Question: What is the full form of math's.

Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

4.

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Itna sannata kyon hai

1.
A bhai! Itna sannata kyon hai?
Kitne der se sms ki ghanti nahi baji.
Yeh sare network fuse hogaye
Ya mere dost hi kanjus hogaye

2.

Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,
I'm just giving u time to miss me!


3.

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
Tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

4

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de,
Tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de,
Awaz mat suna, ae zalim magar,
Ek kam se kam ek MISSED call to mar de...

Kya ghar hai

1.
Ek macchar ek takle ke sar par ja baita...
Dusra macchar bola:- Waha kya ghar dunda hai..
Pehla macchar bola:- Ghar kaha re abi to sirf PLOT karida hai...

2.

Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
Sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!

3.

Duniya Gol Hai:-
Chuha Billi se darta hai,
Billi Kutte se darti hai,
Kutta Aadmi se darta hai,
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai.!
Duniya Gol Hai..

4.

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka,
Toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
Na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA ,
Aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

Subh ka har pal

Subh ka har pal Zindagi de aapko,
Din ka har Lamha Khushi de aapko,
Jahan gum ki hawa chu ke bhi na gujare,
Khuda woh Jannat si Zamin de Aapko.

Guds Mrng

2.
You r my sweet SONA,
I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA,
Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

3.
Suraj ki pahli kiran
Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!!
..Gud mrng

4.
Morning is God's way of saying:
"One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul..."
Gud Morg...

requirements for any job...

1.
in order to get a joba man rerequires 100% talent...

where as


a female requires only 4% talent..


remainig is ..


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(3|6)


2.

On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazyhusband says"My sweet darlingI am going to take you to moon tonight."



The impatient wife says"Surebut first at least let's see the rocket to get there."



3.
Sex is like Pizza



When its hot ym.. it's VERY GOOD.



But then when it's cold its still goo....d.



4.
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.

The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !

Ishq sabhiko

1.
Ishq sabhiko jina sikha deta hai,
Wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai.

Ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho,
Jalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai


2.
Pathar pani main na pheko
Usse koi aur bi pita hai,

Zindagi jeeni hai to has kar jiyo
Tume dekh kar koi aur bi jeeta hai

3.

Dil Ki Aawaj Ko Izhar Kahate Hai,
Jhuki Nigaho Ko Ekrar Kahte Hai,

Sirf ''Jatane'' Ka Nam Ishq Nahi,
Kisi Ki Yaado Me Jeene Ko Bhi Pyar Kahate Hai.

4.

Yaadon ka ye silsila banaya rakhna,
Dost kaha hai to dosti banaye rakhna,

Jaan to nahi magenge aapse,
Gujarish hai jaan pehechan banaye rakhna.

If ever in your life

1.
If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely
& feel that U have lost every thing,
I will come, Hold your hand,
Take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From

2.
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds …

Open ur eyes!

Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 secs in thinking of a fool


3.
When are you going to marry me?
I can't live without you.
I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl..

4.

A gift to girl friend that half comes backs to you?
?
?
Think
?
?
?
?
LIPSTICK

I always thought

1.
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,
But I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but v never lose true friends.
2.
Thank you for touching my life in ways u may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth but in having friends like u -
A precious gift from God!

3.
Do u ever recall the first day we met?
R first hello?
The day we became friends?
Well, I do and I will always remember.
For that very day, I knew I'd cherish u.

4.

50 years from now, I'd be so old I might forget u.
I might not remember ever knowing u, or might forget I once cared for u.
I might.. But I won't.

Har raat

1.
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,

Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
.
.
.
Melody khao khud jaan jao........

2.
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
.
.
.
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

3.
College ki gali me ajeeb khel hota hai,
Classke bahane diloka mel hota hai,

Notes ki jagah love mail hota hai,
Isliye to pappu har sal fail hota Hai..

4.
1 bar exam me question tha.`challenge kise kahte hai?

Sardar ne sare page chhodkar last page par likha :

Apne bap ki aulad hai to paas kar ke dikha.

Meaning of Darling

1.
D- Dear
A- Always
R- Remember
L- Love
I- Is
N- Not
G- Game

2.
Wot letters r missin in H__RT?
EA or U?
Pick EA & u get a heart! If u pick U,
U will get hurt!
I'd pick U coz
it's better to get hurt than have a heart without U!

3.
1000 words 1 cud say.
1000 wishes 1 cud pray.
1000 miles legs cud walk.
1000 sounds a mouth cud talk.
1000 times ill b true.
1000 ways 2 say i luv u!

4.
8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... I love you

Pressure

Don't be afraid of pressure.

Remember that pressure is what turns a lump of coal into a diamond.

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Falling down doesn't make you a failure, but staying down does.

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Although the tongue weighs very little,

Very few people are able to hold it.

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A person's true character is revealed by what he does when no one is watching.

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Some people complain that there are thorns on roses,

While others praise thorns for having roses among them.

Ishq sabhiko

1.
Ishq sabhiko jina sikha deta hai,
Wafa ke naam par marna sikha deta hai.

Ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho,
Jalim har dard sehna sikha deta hai

2.

Uski doli ke bhi 4 kinare honge,
Meri arthi ke bhi 4 kinare honge,

Phool us par bhi barsenge,
Phool mujh par bhi barsenge,

Log uske liye bhi royenge,
Log mere liye bhi royenge,

Bus fark itne hoga...
Uska kisi ko intzar hoga...
Aur hamara antim sanskar hoga....

3.
THERE ARE TIMES WHEN YOU HAVE STOP LOVING SOME ONE

NOT BECAUSE YOU STARTING HATING THEM,

BUT BECAUSE YOU REALISED THAT THEY WOULD BE MUCH HAPPIER

IF YOU LET THEM GO.

4.
Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya
Jaane kyon aaj tere naam pe rona aaya

Yun to har sham umedon mein guzar jaati hai
Aaj kuch baat hai jo is sham pe rona aaya

kuchh beete hue lamho

1.
kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yado ko
to apki hi yaado se shuruat hui


2.
Wo yaro ki mehfil, wo muskurate pal,
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua Kal,
Kabhi jindagi guzjarti thi Waqt bitane me,
Aaj waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaj ke note kamane me..



3.

Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka kar a dost tu manjil ko paye
kabhi teri raho me andhera aaye to roshni ke liye khuda hame jalaye


4.
Khushnaseeb hai aap, jo hum aapki dosti ko itna sidat se chahate hai,

Varna hum vo sakhs hai, jo khwabo me bhi appointment se aate hai...

Largest retailer

1.
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!

Why WALMART???

<>HELLOOOOOOOOO!

WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!


2.
Flowers die..........,
Stories end......... .,

Songs fade........ ..,
Memories are forgotten... .,

All things come to an end,
But people like you,

Always remain forever,
B'cozzzzzzzzzzzz..... ...

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GHOSTs NEVER DIE......!!! !

Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!


3.
Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor.

Girl Friend: What is this?

Sardarji: O ji, I'm falling in love!

4.

Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast

Yahan to gham bhi

1.
Dar dar bhatakte hai arman ki tarha,
Har koi milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
Iss duniya se khushi ki aas kya rakhna,
Yahan to gham bhi dete hai ehsaan ki tarha,

2.
Us ko mera halka sa ehsaas to hai
Be-dard sahi woh meri humraaz to hai

Woh aaye na aaye mere paas lekin
Shiddat se mujhe uska intezar to hai

Abhi nahi to kya hua mil hi jaayegi kabhi
Mere dil mein us se milan ki aas to hai

Pyaar ki gawahi mere aansuon se na maang
Barasti nahi aankhen magar dil udaas to hai…

3.
Kisi dard ko sambhal pana asan nhi ,
Haste hue har pal bitana asan nahi ,

Zindagi mein har koi dil mein bas nahi pata ,
Aur us base hue 1 ko bhul pana asan nahi.

4.
Bahut udas hai koi tere jane se.
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se.
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ek baar to dekh ,
Koi toot gaya hai TERE rooth jane se...