Hasna jindagi hai

Hasna jindagi hai,
has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,
jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,
haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai

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Aaj khushiyo ki koi badhai dega,
Nikla hai chand to dikai dega,

ae dost dosti ki hai hmne aapse,
Aapka ek aansu bhi ghira to sunai dega..

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Aansuon Me na dhoondna hamein,
Dil me hum bas jaayenge!
Tamanna ho agar milne ki,
to band aankhon me nazar aayenge!!

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Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota
Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota

Agar zuban pe sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To
muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota..

Propose ka naya style

I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has
Gone from me to u,
So care for it just like i do,
B'COZ i have no
Heart n u have two.

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What iS gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her .
Its wen she ignores u n u still LOVE her .
Its wen she begins love another n u still SMILE

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Love : Its not the "presence" of something which brings "meaning" to life,

But its the way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning..

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Can you see me? No? Turn around, can you see me now? No?

Turn again, can you see me now?

I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

Har seene mein dil

Har seene mein dil hota hai,
Har dil mein ek raaz ki baat hoti hai,

Har koi nahi bana sakta TAJ MAHAL,
Par har dil mein ek MUMTAZ hoti hai.

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Nighahein aapki, pehchaan hai hamari,
Muskurahath aapki, shaan hai humari,

Rakhna hifazath tum apni ,
Kyonki saanse aapki, jaan hai humari

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Pal pal ne kaha 1 pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye tum mere sath raho......
Pal bhar ka sath kuch aisa ho ki har pal tum hi tum yaad Raho.

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Achi surat ko sanvarne ki zarurat kya hai
Sadgi bhi to qayamat ki ada hoti hain

Chinese

One out of four people is a chinese.

If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?

For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE!!

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"CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree

For not Smsing me.

MBA means 'Member of Bhikari Association'

Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A's.

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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",

Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Khamosh raat

Khamosh raat ke pahlu me sitare na hote,
Is suni aankho me rangin nazare na hote,
Hum bhi na karte parva aap ki,
Agar aap hame itne pyare na hote

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Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho,
Band karu to sapna tumhara ho,

Mar bhi jau to koi gam nahi,
Agar kafan ke badle achal tumhara ho

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Kabhi hasata hai pyaar,
Kabhi rulata hai pyaar,
Har pal ki yaad dilata hai yeh pyaar,
Chaho ya na chaho,
Par aapke hone ka ehsaas dilata hai yeh pyaar.

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Dil ki nazuk dhadkano ko
Mere sanam tumne dhadkana sikha diya

Jab se mila hai tera pyaar dil ko
Gham main bhi muskurana sikha diya.

5+5

Son to sardar : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?

Sardar : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.

Jaa andar se calculator lekar aa.

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Girl : Bus bhi karo ab!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya ab mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora sa aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga :p

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760

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Sardar proposed a Girl......

Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........

Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Abh sukoon hai toh use

Abh sukoon hai toh use bhulne mein hai,
Lekin uss shakhsh ko bhulaye kaun,

Aaj fir dil hai kuch udaas udaas
Dekhiey aaj phir yaad aye kaun...

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Yah meri talaash ka jurm hai,
Ya meri wafa ka kasoor hai,
Jo dil k jitney karib hai,
Woh nazar se utne hi door hai..

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Do kadam to sab chalte hai
Per zindagi bhar sath koi ni nibhata..
Agar ro kar bhulai jati yaadein,
To has kar gum koi nahi chupata..

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Kismat se apni sabko shikayat kyu hoth hai?
Jo Nahi Mil Sakta Usise Mohobbat Ku Hoti Hai?

Kitne kante hai raho mei fir bhi
Dil ko Usi Key aane ki aahat kyu hoti hai...

People say

People say that Good friends r hard to find!
That's coz d best r already mine!

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A true friend is someone who thinks tat ur a good egg.
Even though he knows that ur slightly CRACKED.

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U can buy gifts, but not luv.
U can pretend to smile, but not happy.

U can lie to others, but not to urself.
U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me.

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Teri dosti me khud ko mehfuj mante hai,
Hum dosto me tujhe sabse ajij mante hai.

Teri dosti ke saye me ab tak jinda hai,
Hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabij mante hai

People are like

People are like stained glass windows:
They sparkle and shine when the sun is out
but, when the darkness sets in,
their true beauty is revealed
only if there is a light from within.

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People take different roads
seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road
doesn't mean they've gotten lost.

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A nice saying :

If someone points out your mistake,
be happy that atleast some1
is interested in what you have done!


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A NiceThought -

"when We have the heart to forget those who made us Smile,

why cant we have the heart to forgive someone who made us Cry"

My cell phone loves

My cell phone loves it when u sms:
Its little face lights up,
Bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it.
I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
Mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
Pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

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What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!

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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
And Love even with little Communication!!!

A friend is not a spare tyre

A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat.

Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.

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Gud relationship is like a tree.

It demands attention & care in d beginning.

But once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life

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I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart.

U'll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!

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The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people like u knowing even the bad in u...

That makes a gud Relationship!

Polishing

When u feel God is rubbing u against rocks,
Don't think that he' ll ruin u down to dust...

Its just His way of polishing a GEM....
Stay precious,

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Never be sad for missing whatever you expected

But be happy since god made you to realize that

Those expectations are not worth in ur life.

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Luck is not in your hands,
But work is in your hands.

Your work can make luck
But luck can't make ur work."
So always trust URSELF.....

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Gr8 opportunities come to all,
Bt many dont knw they have met them.

The only preparation 2take advantage of them is...
To watch what each day brings.

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Flash news

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .
Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more…

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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I cry.
U laugh.. I laugh.
U jump out of d window..
I look down n then.. I laugh again.. Hahaha


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Groucho: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.

Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?

Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.

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A Toilet is like a committee meeting.
People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.

Bahut khubsurat hai yeh

Bahut khubsurat hai yeh sath tumhara,
Bana dijiye isse kismat hamari,
Use aur kya chahiye duniya me,
Mil gayi ho jise dosti tumhari....

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Dost kabhi dosto se khafaa nahi hote..
Mil jaye dil to kabhi juda nahi hote
Bhula dena meri kamiyon ko.
Kyu ki insan kabhi khuda nahi hote....

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Dosti naam hai sukh dukh ki kahani ka
Dosti raaz hai sada muskura ne ka

Ye koi pal bhar ki pehchan nahi
Dosti naam hai umar bhar sath nibhane ka

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Dost tera bahut sahara hai,
Warna is duniya mein kaun hamara hai,
Log marte hai maut aane par,
Hamay to aapke dosti ne mara hai..

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Kuch nasha

Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,

Humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
Is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai

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Ek takdir si najar aati hai,
Ek janjir si najar aati hai

Aakhir kitaab me padhe bhi to kya padhe,
Her panne pe teri tasveer nazar aati hai

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Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,

Baat karte nahi, ya hoti nahi,
Par shukar hai jab bhi milte hai muskurate hai woh.

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Ek hi tamanna hai is fakir ke paas'
Meri taswir lagaana apni taswir ke paas'

Jab log dekhe use to ye kahe 'dekho..
Raanjha kaise baitha hai apni Heer ke paas.

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Kuchh beete hue lamho

Kuchh beete hue lamho se mulakat hui
Kuchh tute hue sapno se baat hui
Yaad jo karne baithe un tamam yado ko
To aapki hi yaado se shuruat hui

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UNHE KISSA-E-GAM SUNATE SUNATE
KATI RAATEIN AANSU BAHATE BAHATE

KAHI BUJH NA JAYE CHIRAAG-E-TAMANNA
CHIRAAG-E-MOHABBAT JALAATE JALAATE

KISSI KO KHABAR HI NAHI LUT GAYAA HU
MOHABBAT KI DUNIYA BASATE BASAATE

KEHDE KOI UNSE.....
WO KHUD BAAZ AAYE APNE SITAM SE
HUM THAK GAYE HAIN MANATE MANATE.

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Jo hukum karta hai woh iltejaa bhi karta hai...
Yeh Aasman bhi jaake kahin pe jhukta hai'
Tu agar bewafa hai to yeh buri khabar bhi sun le..
Mera intezaar koi aur bhi kartaa hai...

Cool Meanings

Cigarette:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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Love affairs:

Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

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Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Divorce:

Future tense of marriage

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Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

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Conference:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Compromise:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Tears:

The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .

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Dictionary:

A place where divorce comes before marriage.

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Conference Room:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Ecstasy:

A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Classic:

A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Office:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Yawn:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Etc:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Committee:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

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Experience:

The name men give to their mistakes.

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Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

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Philosopher:

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Diplomat:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Opportunist:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Optimist:

A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

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Pessimist:

A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

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Miser:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Father:

A banker provided by nature.

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Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

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Boss:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Politician:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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Doctor:

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Mehfil na sahi tanhai

Mehfil na sahi tanhai to milti hai...
Milan na sahi judai to milti hai...

Kaun kehta hai mohabbat mein kuch nahi milta...
Wafa na sahi bewafai to milti hai...

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Gujare the jo lamhe tere sath,
Talash unhe yeh nazar bar bar karti hai,
Gum nahi jo kismat ne juda kar diya,
Teri judai bhi to hamse pyar karti hai.

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Usko chaha bhi to izhaar karna na aaya,
Kat gayi umr saari hamein pyar karna na aaya.

Usne manga bhi agar kuch to judai mangi,
Aur hamein inkar karna bhi na aaya!

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Ik zara si bhool khata ban gayi,
Meri vafai hi meri saza ban gai,
Dil liya aur khel kar tod diya,
Hamari jaan gai unki adaa ban gai.

Quotes about Wives

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Dumas

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The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Anonymous

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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henny Youngman

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Sam Kinison

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"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

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"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."

Patrick Murray

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Nash

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Anonymous

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Henny Youngman

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Anonymous

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Anonymous

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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."