Zindagi dene vale marta

1.
Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye,
Apnapan jatane vale tanha chod gye,

Jab padi zarurat hume apne humsafar ki
Vo jo saath chalne vale apna rasta mod gaye ...



2.
Gunah karke saza se darte hain,
Zahar pee ke dawa se darte hain,

Dushmano ke sitam ka khauff nahi,
Hum toh doston ki wafa se darte hain.


3.
Koi achhi si saza do mujhko,
Chalo aisa karo bhula do mujhko,

Tumse bichdu to maut aa jaye,
Dil ki gehraiyon se aisi dua do mujh ko.

4.
Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,
Tu sitam kar le teri hasrat jahan tak hai,

Wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,
Hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.

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Ek ladki thi diwani si

1.
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

Latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

2.
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain :)


3.
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

4.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Implants new ear

1.
Doctor implants new ear to a man.
Man: U fraud, U gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, now I can hear everything but understand nothing.


2.
DIFF. BETWEEN GOD,TAILOR,GIRLFRIEND & WIFE?

GOD MAKES MAN,
TAILOR MAKES HIM GENTELMAN,
GIRLFRIEND MAKES HIM HE-MAN
AND WIFE MAKES HIM DOBARMAN.

3.

This cat,
Is cat,
A cat,
Good cat,
Way cat,
To cat,
Keep cat,
An cat,
Idiot cat,
Busy cat,
For cat,
20 cat,
Seconds cat !...
Now read it without the word cat

4.
Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work,
Luv makes al thigs beutifl,
Smile makes al d abv
So always BRUSH UR TEETH...!

Zubaan se naam lete hi

1.
Zubaan se naam lete hi aankho se aanshu chalak jaate hai,
Kabhi hazaro baate kiya karte the aaj ek baat te liye bhi taras jaate hai.

2.
Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intazar hai,
Judai ke bavjut bhi tujse pyar hai,

Tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi,
Mujse milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar hai..

3.
Nasha hum karte hai ilzam sharab ko diya jata hai
Per isme kusoor sharab ka nahi unka hai
Jinka chehra hamein har jaam mein nazar aata hai..

4.
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe pyar kiya karte the,
Yaad unhe din rat kiya karte the,

Ab un raho se guzra nahi jata,
Jaha baith kar unka intezaar kiya karte the.!

Boys never change

1.
Girls Collage mai Strike ho gai,Sabhi girls Nare Laga rahi hai,
Girls k satth Boys bhi unka satth de rahe hai,
Girls ne Nare lagate huye "HAMARI MANGE....,
Piche se Awaz aye,"SINDUR SE BHARO....".


2.
Wife : Ek baat bolu??
Husband : Bolo
Wife : Maaroge to nahi?
Husbund : Nahi to, kya baat hai?
Wife : mai pregnant hun
Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, dar kyu rahi thi??
Wife : College ke dino mai papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi.

3.
Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!

4.
Sweetest Proposal by a kg class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai nahi kalungi.......
Boy:kall na didi plzzzzzzzzzz

Aye mera janaza

1.
Aye mera janaza uthane waalo,
Dekhna koi bewafa paas na ho,

Agar ho to usse kehna,
Aaj to khushi ka mauka hai udaas na ho


2.
DARD HI SAHI MERE ISHQ KA INAAM TO AYA
KHALI HI SAHI HATHON MEIN JAM TO AAYA

MEIN HOON BEWAFA SABKO BETAYA USNE
YUN HI SAHI, USKE LABHON PE MERA NAAM TO AAYA


3.
Us dil se pyar karo jo tumhe dard de,
par us dil ko kabhi dard na do jo tumhe pyar kare.

kunki tum duniya ke liye koi ek ho,
par kisi ke liye tum sari duniya ho.



4.
Tara bola chand se tum kitne khushnaseeb ho
jo tumhe sabhi yaad karte hain...

Aur hum itne badnaseeb hain ki log apni chahat ke liye
hamare tutne ki fariyaad karte hain...

Jis din se juda

1.
Jis din se juda vo humse hue,
Is dil ne dharkna chor diya,
Hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra,
Taaro ne chamkna chor diya.

2.
Vo yaad aaye bhulate bhulate,
Dil ke zakhm ubhar aaye chupate chupate,
Sikha tha jise dekh ke muskurana,
Usi ne aaj rulaya hasate hasate..

3.
Aankhon me tera ask utaar lenge.
Khushi tujhe dekar gham udhar lenge.
Tere Jane ke bad aaigi teri yaad.
Tere khayalo me hi waqt guzar lenge.

4.
Aankhon ke saamne kal, jo aapka rumaal AA Gaya,
Kaise milon phir aapse, ye phir sawaal aa gaya,
Utth to gaye the kadam aapke ghar ki taraf,
Magar Dil ko aapki dee kasam ka khayaal aa gaya.

Us ajnabi ka youn

1.
Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo


2.
Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai

3.
Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai
Kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka khaya hai
Kyon dosh dete ho kaanton ko
Ye zakhm to humne phoolon se paya hai!!

4.

Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha

Tez hava ka jhonka

1.
Tez hava ka jhonka aya
Sath me teri khushbu laya
Tab mere dil me khayal aya
Mera dost aaj bhi nahin Nahaya


2.
Baap bete se "tumhe kesi biwi chahiye" ?
Beta : mujhe chand jesi biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye Aur subha chalijaye


3.
Mohabbat jab pehli baar ho jaye to bholapan hai
Dusri baar hojaye to aapnapan hai
Tisri baar hojaye to dewanapan hai
Phirbhi baaz na aao to kaminapan hai

4.
Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
Sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
Jab tak
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.Fair & Lovely sasti hai.

What is B.E?

1.
8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E)

2.
God created men first,
Cause he always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece!

3.
When I was younger I hated going to weddings.

It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next".

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [:))]

4.
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully",
The divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very nice, your honour", the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself".

PathaR ki hai Duniya

1.
PathaR ki hai Duniya, jazbat nahi samajti,
Dil me kya hai Wo baat nai samjti,

Tanha to Chand b hai sitaro ke bich,
magar Chand ka Dard Bewafa Raat nahi samjhati


2.
Hamari khushi ki baghwan se fariyad na karna,
bhula dena mujko kabhi tum yad na karna,

kiya barbad tune mujhe ye meri badnasibi thi,
iltaza hai kisi aur ko yun barbad na karna....


3.
Kabhi ro k muskraye, kabi muskra k roe
Uski yaad jab b ayi, ushe bhula k roe,

Ek uska hi nam tha, jise hazar bar likha,
jitna likh k kush hue, usse jiyada mita k roe


4.
Zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,
Koi kisi se mil jata hai to koi kisi se bichad jata hai,

Jise hum mangten hai apni dua mein,
Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai.