Entertainment

Satellite TV To Launch A New Film Channel

Milan, 24th July: Sky Italia has announced to launch a new channel dedicated to local movies in order to keep itself ahead in the Italo dish market.
From July 31st, it will show Italian films from 1940s to 1990’s starting with Luchino Visconti’s “The Leopard”.
This move is the latest chapter in the bitter rivalry between media head Silvio Berlusconi’s Mediaset and Rupert Murdoch’s Sky. This comes just before the launch of joint RAI-Mediaset-La7 TivuSat satellite platform which is also scheduled on 31st July.
TivuSat, Dish TV provider will target 15-20 percent Italian households in the mountainous areas. People living in this area will not receive digital terrestrial television when the analog television is switched off in the year 2012. The satellite TV is seen as a revolutionary platform.
Some observers say that Sky Italia is worried about the rumors that Medusa, the major Italo content producer and film distributor owned by Mediaset might no longer deal with Murdock broadcaster. And by the end of this month, Sky Italia will learn if pubcaster RAI is to block the broadcast of its terrestrial channels on sky satellite dishes.
Analyst Alessandro Bai-Badino of Deutsche Bank quoted that everyone seems to against Sky at the moment. It is almost creating a nuisance in reference to its attacks on the Berlusconi government decision to raise VAT on the subscription of satellite TV.
The new channels of Sky would help boost the profile of Italian Cinema. Film personality Nanni Moretti said that as a viewer and a film buff he would like to thank Sky for bringing i

Tabeez

1.
Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain,
Hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain.

Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain,
Hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.



2.
Dost, dost nahi khuda hota hai,
Mahsoos tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai,

Bin dost ke jeena ek saza hai,
Aur tum jesa dost ho to jeene ka alag hi maza hota hai.





3.
Dosti hai naam sukh-dukh nibhane ka,
Dosti raaz sada muskurane ka,

Yeh koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
Yeh saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka.

4.
FRIENDS R LIKE SHOES,
SOME LOOSE N SOME TIGHT N SOME FIT

THEY HELP U AS THEY WALK THRU LIFE
THANX FOR BEING OF MY SIZE
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Khuli aankhon se

1.

Khuli aankhon se sari umar dehka
Ek aisa khowab jo apna nahin tha
Aaj tak woh shahks dil mein haiiiii
Ke jo us waqt bhi mera nahin tha


2.

Un Logo Ka Kya Hua Hoga,
Jinko Meri Tarha Gum Ne Mara Hoga,
Kinare Par Khade Log Kya Jane,
Dubne Wale Ne Kin-Kin Ko Pukara Hoga..!


3.

Kash woh nagme sunaye na hote
Aaj unko sunkar ye aansu aye na hote
Agar is tarha bhool jana hi tha to
Itni geherai se dil main samaye na hote


4.

Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai,
Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai…
Use pana nahi meri taqdeer mein shayad,
Phir har mod pe usi ka intezar
kyon hai…


Time & distance

1.
Time & distance are important between friends.
When a friend is in ur heart, they remain there forever.
I may be busy, but I assure u, u are always in my heart!


2.
Friends are like mango...
You'll never know which is sweet and which is not.
Well I'm lucky coz I was able to find the sweetest mango in U!


3.
Jise dil ka kalam or mohabbat ki ink kahate hai,
Jise lamho ki kitab or yaado ka covar kehate hai,
Yahi wo subject hai jise log friendship kahte hai.

4.
Muskurana hi Khushi nahi hoti,
Umar bitana hi Zindagi nahi hoti,
Khud se bhi zyada khayal rakhna padta hai dosto ka,
Kyoki Dost kehna hi Dosti nahi hoti.

Doori Ho To

Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai,
Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai
Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,
Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai

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Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,
Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,
Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri......

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Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,
Kar lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,
Na hona khafa khuda k liye.

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You have known me in
Good and bad times ,
You have seen me
When i was happy and when i was sad,
You have watched me laugh and cry,
Thank you for believing in me,
For supporting me ,
And for always being there ,
Thank you for being
A PERFECT
FRIEND.

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Happiness that is Woman

The happiness from a woman for the need of Man's
(1) Love
(2) Sex and
(3) Sympathy
Is achieved only when he looks to three different women.

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U r a donkey
D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young

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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
One heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb
our Boss...

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

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Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,
Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi...

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D- DASTAK BHI NA DE.
O- OR APNA BANA LE.
S- SARI JINDEGI JO SATH DE.
T- TAKDIR JO SAWAAR DE.
I- ISI RISTYE KO DOSTI KEHTE HAI.

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Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints
in your heart.


Dunia

1.

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta


2.

Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila;
Na saathi, na humsafar mila.

Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye;
Jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.


2.

Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.

Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;
Aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.




4.Link

Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
Jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.

Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
Isliye hum aansu bahate
rahe.

No Smoking

1.

Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?

Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board haiab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

2.

A young blonde goes to the doc 4 a physical.

The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gal's chest & says: Big breaths.

The girl replies: Yeth & I'm not even 16

3.

Bania to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask ur wifeshe has already won 9 times

4.

Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:

Garam ho Tez ho Meethi ho Doodh jyada ho 5 minute mein taiyyar ho and Raat bhar sone na de